tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post1302693690040717403..comments2023-11-11T03:34:32.779-05:00Comments on Green Monkey Tales: SPANX My Dear?Green Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-89419110263296399472010-08-22T06:24:52.261-04:002010-08-22T06:24:52.261-04:00Oh Shanny you are so talented.........but i so get...Oh Shanny you are so talented.........but i so get you.....a similar incident happened to me i was shopping for Rachel(a few years ago) and sales people every where....breathing down your neck...but where the f....are they when u need somethin NOWHERE...when i fianlly was ready to check out the girl said "did you try these on? you may want to try a larger size"?????????? Larger size ?? Oh know she didnt just say that.....hell im 110lbs soakin wet right so i went off.....wont get into what i said it would be soooooo un-lady like but picked up the items i had dropped them on the floor stomped on em and said..hmmmmmmmmmmmm nope better not post but im sure you can imagine ..but it was kinda like "did you try your clothes on today before you walked out the door becuz you my friend are the one that needs a bigger size HAH ....catAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-18202373480966027952010-08-21T08:50:34.186-04:002010-08-21T08:50:34.186-04:00Thank you everyone for not being disappointed by m...Thank you everyone for not being disappointed by my behavior :) <br /><br />more on this in a blog post....Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-7315771909929831042010-08-20T20:01:20.040-04:002010-08-20T20:01:20.040-04:00OMG, you didn't! THAT'S AWESOME! ROTF!!
...OMG, you didn't! THAT'S AWESOME! ROTF!!<br /><br />Nothing worse than being chased around a store by some clerk determined to sell you something you don't want and need.<br /><br />My worst experience? Victoria's Secret. I can still hear the clerk say, We have bras to match those panties.<br /><br />Well at 30 bucks a pair, I can't afford either, lol.Izzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15377405092340462268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-11703219708611542782010-08-19T18:34:59.177-04:002010-08-19T18:34:59.177-04:00Haha! Your bad shopping experience made me laugh.....Haha! Your bad shopping experience made me laugh....I also hate shopping and try to get by with internet purchases as much as possible.<br />Look forward to hearing all about Burning Man....have fun :-)Nathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601477827694926858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-77012674410454894822010-08-19T15:13:29.613-04:002010-08-19T15:13:29.613-04:00Oh and Spanx for the memories!Oh and Spanx for the memories!Marty Wombacherhttp://www.aguywalksinto365bars.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-21469688459373924092010-08-19T15:11:23.597-04:002010-08-19T15:11:23.597-04:00Sorry you didn't get the boots, but this was a...Sorry you didn't get the boots, but this was a hilarious recounting of your adventure. What a stupid sales person!Marty Wombacherhttp://www.aguywalksinto365bars.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-80459147944882935352010-08-19T11:10:35.231-04:002010-08-19T11:10:35.231-04:00I'm sorry! I can not imagine you wearing (or n...I'm sorry! I can not imagine you wearing (or needing) spanx! Move those snaps :) XOXOXOMarilynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021689009087475300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-41301740366252276722010-08-19T10:12:37.262-04:002010-08-19T10:12:37.262-04:00I HAVE THE EXACT BOOTS IN YOUR PICTURE!!!!! They a...I HAVE THE EXACT BOOTS IN YOUR PICTURE!!!!! They are awesome!Kate Pantier @ Mommy Monologueshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00623139370297933987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-41020376692202840922010-08-19T08:19:12.265-04:002010-08-19T08:19:12.265-04:00Wow, I can't believe a sales woman would say t...Wow, I can't believe a sales woman would say that. Wow, you do get mad.<br /><br />LisaDayLisaDayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359385469813915167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-799488489526472312010-08-19T07:16:20.866-04:002010-08-19T07:16:20.866-04:00Jelly - I went to "the mall" yesterday (...Jelly - I went to "the mall" yesterday (soooo not a mall girl) and after 5 shoe stores, walked out empty handed. <br /><br />Went to Saks, which is next to my office and fell in love with a boot that looks similar to the frye boot. bought it, but will take it back if i find something more "reasonable" hitting neighboring new york today .... wish me luck! <br /><br /><br />Thang - I did not YELL or swear. so.... am giving myself credit for that but I wish I didn't pick on her suit. Imagine working in a department store and not being able to buy the things, perhaps due to financial restrictions. she is probably so desperate for commissions that it overclouded her thinking. I need to be more tolerant. I should have told the male clerk that DEAR is offensive and then I should have stopped after I told the second clerk that her commenting was insulting and unnecessary and that because of it, I would buy nothing. then walked away. I'm a work in progress :)Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-91295322618868871022010-08-19T03:33:05.113-04:002010-08-19T03:33:05.113-04:00Looks like you've got it all together! Accept...Looks like you've got it all together! Accept, I would go back to that store and buy those darned boots! Wear a silly hat or something, and HOPE you see the same lady.jellykinsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-53231025691408007742010-08-19T02:16:02.908-04:002010-08-19T02:16:02.908-04:00haha that is so me....im not a nice ~angry~ person...haha that is so me....im not a nice ~angry~ person either and have a tendacy to go straight for the jugular lol are you kidding me with the 3 pairs!!!! omg seriously 3 pairs.......i think not! where does it all go? I tend to have a case of the ~ no-ass-at-all~ or I say im wide not deep (= so that tends to make me think a muffin top would be good because i think with 3pairs on itd be more like a valcano!! well have fun-post pics and tell me what this is your going on? costumes-hats-spanx....sounds veryyyy interesting!!~Aint Nothin But A Thang~https://www.blogger.com/profile/00988768802596166290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-18171595415115394022010-08-18T21:58:28.061-04:002010-08-18T21:58:28.061-04:00I used a word in my last post that could insensiti...I used a word in my last post that could insensitive, caught myself only after it posted (in case you are wondering why I deleted).<br /><br />I bought a knock off spanx cincher and wore it once. I nearly fainted/couldn't breathe wearing that thing. LOL @ your can putting her paw down and you complying. :)Ms. Understoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17862534289021543850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-47992704021400596812010-08-18T21:53:17.394-04:002010-08-18T21:53:17.394-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Ms. Understoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17862534289021543850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-12293205221055210372010-08-18T21:21:36.202-04:002010-08-18T21:21:36.202-04:00Lynn - Jim and Rhonda probably have "playa na...Lynn - Jim and Rhonda probably have "playa names" - mine is "Green MOnkey" I would know them by that. Do you know where they camp and the name of their camp? ours is OrphanEaters and we camp at 7:35 and I <br /><br />OJ - glad to hear I'm not alone on my loathing to shop!Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-49072724784228601632010-08-18T18:24:41.661-04:002010-08-18T18:24:41.661-04:00Do you know Jim and Rhonda Bunkleman? Jim is a dea...Do you know Jim and Rhonda Bunkleman? Jim is a dear friend that lives for Burning Man lol I haven't met his wife but she looks like she's super into it. <br /><br />I have a problem with stupid sales people too. My son tells me I'm horrible so I'm trying to cut down on the cruelty. I have no idea what happens to me but I turn into Cruella De Vil when they start to annoy me. I just can't believe some of the words that come out of their mouths.Lynn Hahnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00344271259912233747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-1749571343596702942010-08-18T18:21:39.367-04:002010-08-18T18:21:39.367-04:00hi there, you are not alone, I HATE SHOPPING TOO! ...hi there, you are not alone, I HATE SHOPPING TOO! Online shopping is my thing and can't stand the phrase "If there is anything I can assist you with, my name is Shayla (or any other "classy" name)... I'll be right here breathing on your neck". I love your gutsy response to the freaky assistant - good for you!!OJ Gonzalez-Cazareshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02163055706274656012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-16271917572549246842010-08-18T14:41:36.933-04:002010-08-18T14:41:36.933-04:00haha, im just jealous that you are going to burnin...haha, im just jealous that you are going to burning man! I think I am too old...lol. Anyway have a blast!Dinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16444384822254291871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-79583192214572245932010-08-18T14:28:00.285-04:002010-08-18T14:28:00.285-04:00Well HELLO JO! ohhhh I'm so glad you thought ...Well HELLO JO! ohhhh I'm so glad you thought it was funny :) <br /><br />Thanks Dazee and Flicka!Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-58852229124484413942010-08-18T14:08:53.641-04:002010-08-18T14:08:53.641-04:00I found myself laughing hysterically at your repon...I found myself laughing hysterically at your reponse to the associates! I'm going to remember that the next time I go shopping -- something I rarely do, but now I'll be armed with the humor and feistiness needed to ward off pests.<br /><br />Well done -- eh hem -- my 'dear'. ;)<br /><br />Peace and serenity,<br />~JoJohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13169505163290328224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-79431396004020962612010-08-18T13:56:15.058-04:002010-08-18T13:56:15.058-04:00I am so proud of you right now. I would have tota...I am so proud of you right now. I would have totally lost it with the bat at the store too. nobody is too old for boots. beotch.Dazee Dreamerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08323163539682131873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-53326440622760043372010-08-18T13:19:12.023-04:002010-08-18T13:19:12.023-04:00Hey, Shannon--
I am so with you on not liking to ...Hey, Shannon--<br /><br />I am so with you on not liking to shop. That was quite the exit you made from the store. That saleswoman clearly had not idea what Burning Man is all about. Too old for those boots??!! Harumph!Your Friend Flickanoreply@blogger.com