tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post3915974647738371346..comments2023-11-11T03:34:32.779-05:00Comments on Green Monkey Tales: ChaosGreen Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-62578740506880197592012-01-12T01:01:33.547-05:002012-01-12T01:01:33.547-05:00<3 our thoughts are with you Monkeypuss. <3
...<3 our thoughts are with you Monkeypuss. <3<br />Call me too if you want to. Just get on that pig and hold on tight. We love you!<br />Btw my sister has been catstir free since 96...she barely slowed down. You remind me of her!!<br />LOve LOVE L O V E crazy bunny love from DB and BB<br />xoxoooxoxoxooooxoxoxoxooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-28944337530001440892012-01-11T15:00:34.820-05:002012-01-11T15:00:34.820-05:00Oh, by the way, I want one of those spirograph thi...Oh, by the way, I want one of those spirograph thingys. I'm old and fat and almost have a C cup. think they'll give me one? eewwww! Sorry,I addressed lawn jockeys in my zeroscape articles. Been reading your articles as I can I'll be reading more.grinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03916101406698502578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-50342642593822591482012-01-10T23:28:37.700-05:002012-01-10T23:28:37.700-05:00Shit. I love you. Call me if it would help. I'...Shit. I love you. Call me if it would help. I'm sending anti-catstir lasers. I can calm the most stirred cats. I am the Catstir whisperer. <3<br /> JesseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-77674021569032547412012-01-10T23:16:29.760-05:002012-01-10T23:16:29.760-05:00I don't know what to say, other than to let yo...I don't know what to say, other than to let you know that you are loved. We are all here for you. Mr. MarblesUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00022719259020739601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-53588758157007570072012-01-10T08:10:27.354-05:002012-01-10T08:10:27.354-05:00thank you Katie and Jamie! I'm back in bed, i...thank you Katie and Jamie! I'm back in bed, in a bit of a slump, playing the waiting game now.Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-23879752585433443542012-01-10T00:47:34.426-05:002012-01-10T00:47:34.426-05:00Dear Shannon, You are so much stronger than "...Dear Shannon, You are so much stronger than "catstir" because you've got the love of hundreds of people who have never even met you in person! I just came across this post tonight, so I'm signing up for the late shift of thoughts and prayers. I believe that you'll be fine. I just do. Love to you!Katie Gateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01264642384901419402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-74417198387875951792012-01-09T19:06:56.914-05:002012-01-09T19:06:56.914-05:00Wish I had read this before! Thinking of you now a...Wish I had read this before! Thinking of you now and will be keeping you in my prayers. Will definitely be wishing, hoping, and praying that everything will be fine and chaos free. *HUGS*Lunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08284738955789123035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-12224847355424076452012-01-08T09:28:05.317-05:002012-01-08T09:28:05.317-05:00Shannon, I've been on that table with my boob ...Shannon, I've been on that table with my boob hanging through that hole. I'm not going to lie to you - my knees trembled when I walked into that room. Nuclear Medicine is a scary thing, still scares the piss outta me. I made it outta there. The machine didn't show what the doc thought was there. Please, please, don't bury yourself, there's always a chance, and, if worse comes to worse, the closer to the the nipple the better the chance to rid your body of that stuff. I'd already signed the papers for a double removal, didn't care if the doc replaced with cans of tuna fish, whatever, just get rid of that crap. But that sliver of a chance straightened my knees and here I am. I don't know about tomorrow, as life is life, but, girl, you hang on for all you've got, fight like you've never fought before, but, above all, whatever happens, remain positive. My thoughts and prayers are with you!!!! HUGS!Kittie Howardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756250649095903317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-16804242129786866312012-01-07T12:55:11.746-05:002012-01-07T12:55:11.746-05:00I'm going to copy and past your comments in a ...I'm going to copy and past your comments in a word doc, print them out and take them with me! Thank you everyone (((((monkeylove))))) the BEST kind!Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-88656264901472670932012-01-06T19:39:12.198-05:002012-01-06T19:39:12.198-05:00*hugs* Praying for you!*hugs* Praying for you!Nicole Zoltackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07464800543376449290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-43518781508104216852012-01-06T13:05:04.409-05:002012-01-06T13:05:04.409-05:00It's cool you can make a scary thing funny, Sh...It's cool you can make a scary thing funny, Shannon! Sending positive thoughts your way!Marty Wombacherhttp://www.martyafterdark.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-83926752073458180272012-01-06T10:46:47.329-05:002012-01-06T10:46:47.329-05:00My dear, dear Shannon. When I read this,I wished ...My dear, dear Shannon. When I read this,I wished I was near you physically. I would give you a long, warm, comforting hug leaving no doubt in your mind that you are receiving love. But since I'm not with you in body, it is my spirit that travels through space to permeate all those misbehaving cells with enough love to make them transform, and bring calmness to your life.<br /><br />Sorry to sound sappy, just know I love you.Myrna R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15088915165678737118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-2725456932703637072012-01-06T10:44:03.862-05:002012-01-06T10:44:03.862-05:00Aw shit! I fucking HATE catstir as much as hate al...Aw shit! I fucking HATE catstir as much as hate all the breast catstir awareness shit. As if ANYONE could be unaware when just about every fifth person in the world has catstir! I am so sorry you have to deal with it on such a personal level. Two women in my family have had it, one mastectomy and one without and both are doing well and are healthy after 5 or more years. But it's still a bitch and scary as hell. You've a right to yell and this is ther perfect place to do it. I will love you no matter what. Breasts or no breasts, disfigured or not. Sheesh, if you saw my spirit you would truly know what it was to be disfigured!<br /><br />I'll be praying for you that it is all as easy and painless as possible and that your transparency and sense of humor help you through!<br /><br />((big hug))<br />AnnieWine and Wordshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06778785233226804217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-1650275844525921282012-01-06T09:24:54.728-05:002012-01-06T09:24:54.728-05:00me too Jules, and I thought needle in the throat w...me too Jules, and I thought needle in the throat was bad!Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-58376084882244654132012-01-06T09:19:27.200-05:002012-01-06T09:19:27.200-05:00Okay I did laugh, though I felt guilty. :) I have ...Okay I did laugh, though I felt guilty. :) I have no catstir story but I did have a biopsy on my thyroid.<br /><br />My entire being is praying for you dear monkey!! And as usual I'm always here if you feel the need to scream.<br /><a href="http://fragilemouse.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow</a>Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02136045025997662057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-63097563193661967392012-01-06T08:59:07.031-05:002012-01-06T08:59:07.031-05:00I was so afraid you guys weren't going to comm...I was so afraid you guys weren't going to comment and I'd be out here, on this branch alllll by myself! <br /><br />special hugs and thank you to everyone who has shared their catstir tale with me :) and nooooo Curdmudgeon, this is NOT your wife .. your humor is so much better than a kick in the ass.Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-50954483662052031562012-01-06T08:54:07.614-05:002012-01-06T08:54:07.614-05:00Writing about the bad things DOES sort of de-fang ...Writing about the bad things DOES sort of de-fang them, though... At least it always works that way for me.<br /><br />I suppose there's nothing anyone can say in this situation. Keep writing to keep it in perspective and thanks for writing this one!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-12250537393409035022012-01-06T02:58:35.215-05:002012-01-06T02:58:35.215-05:00In this barbaric procedure, I will be given a shot...<i>In this barbaric procedure, I will be given a shot of lidocaine and then asked to lie face down on a table.</i><br /><br />I worked on x-ray machines for a while and saw that same type of table. To me that damn needle looked like a harpoon and I said the very same thing:<br /><br /><i>"They would never, EVER, do this to testicles!'</i><br /><br />I used a different word than testicles but it meant the same thing. After that I walked out of the room holding those items.<br /><br />All I can write is that you will be in my prayers.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-32153942490312298212012-01-06T01:31:00.519-05:002012-01-06T01:31:00.519-05:00I've been in and out of the hospital for a who...I've been in and out of the hospital for a whole year. Four operations and no job. Guys have vasectomies and prostrate checks and colonoscopies. Most surgeries are humiliating. I wrote a few things about hospitals. One article on my blog is called Trauma and Drama. I am a humor writer and if you don't laugh at that article it means you are my wife under a pen name. Read it. It will cheer you up. Believe me, I feel your pain. You have to have a sense of humor.grinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03916101406698502578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-72828175451281885472012-01-05T23:47:38.798-05:002012-01-05T23:47:38.798-05:00Shannon, I love the fact that you can write and sh...Shannon, I love the fact that you can write and share all your feelings...good, bad, funny, scary, etc. You are one amazing woman and every time I read your blog, you just prove it all the more! I agree with a previous commenter...YOU can certainly beat the crap out of catstir! IT doesn't know who IT is dealing with! I'm here for you, xoxoxoxoxo.BECKYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15184458949017900541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-39179361767961425692012-01-05T23:30:15.712-05:002012-01-05T23:30:15.712-05:00Dear Shannon's DNA: behave! You know that your...Dear Shannon's DNA: behave! You know that your purpose is to allow her to have a vehicle to write brilliantly, party heartily and laugh uproariously! Do your job!<br /><br />With you, hon. You're amazement and brilliance. Don't ever forget it!35jupehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11645119202127311140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-89158806107324982372012-01-05T21:47:03.375-05:002012-01-05T21:47:03.375-05:00GEE.... JQJQ - I think we might have been separate...GEE.... JQJQ - I think we might have been separated at birth. Okay, funny it is!Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-33508547524508620722012-01-05T21:41:31.041-05:002012-01-05T21:41:31.041-05:00OH, honey...
((((((HUGS))))))
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX...OH, honey... <br /><br />((((((HUGS))))))<br /><br />XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOJulihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097214923216967086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-55928993774957302602012-01-05T21:38:55.073-05:002012-01-05T21:38:55.073-05:00SEK The anxiety will beat you down, Don't be a...SEK The anxiety will beat you down, Don't be afraid to be funny- its helps<br />9 years ago I was diagnosed with a rare form of lymphoma- now 8 &1/2 years catsir free :-)<br />another parellel we share !<br />before I was diagnosed I could pronounce Lymphoma- once I was told I had it I could no longer pronounce it for a month ! your going to be OK & you know where to find me (lets be FUNNY)JQJQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15343915264731128536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-62291840784156809562012-01-05T20:28:59.323-05:002012-01-05T20:28:59.323-05:00Nobody knows exactly what to say. Everybody imagin...Nobody knows exactly what to say. Everybody imagines what they would feel/say/do if a doctor said to the,"I'm sorry to tell you this, but your have the Big C." I know what I felt/said did. It wasn't pretty. Mine was a different type but not less humiliating with treatment that was medieval and barbaric. BUT,that was eleven years ago and I'ms till standing and free from C. <br /><br />YOU make YOUR decisions and do what YOU have to do, regardless of what anybody else says.<br /><br />Come and talk to me anytime at all. I'll do what I can to be there for you. I don't have any answers, but I do have some idea of how you feel (not exactly, but some idea). Been there and done that. Hope to never have to, again.<br /><br />Here's a hug ( )farawayeyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17578277501054242356noreply@blogger.com