tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post5742113277747676105..comments2023-11-11T03:34:32.779-05:00Comments on Green Monkey Tales: DICK for HIREGreen Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-12102152629035361062012-08-09T23:32:02.957-04:002012-08-09T23:32:02.957-04:00Jungle Green.
I'm retired so I don't Dic...Jungle Green.<br /> I'm retired so I don't Dick around any more. Looking up 32 squillion shades of lime seems far too close to dicking around to me.<br /> As for the socks, I'm sure it's all about sock puppets in those boring surgical moments; you know the ones, when it's all just cut and sew, cut and sew... The head nurse breaks out the velcro eyes, mouth and ears 'n next thing your feet spasm into life as "grey wannabe muppets." I firmly believe if GreenW. Hosp. got with the program they wouldn't have to entertain themselves with a quick game of Eye Darts.<br /> Just keep those socks as secure as they can be, there's life in them yet!<br />Goezi Sweetie... xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-32320654729776941552012-08-09T20:01:51.314-04:002012-08-09T20:01:51.314-04:00No worries! My own mother hasn't read my books...No worries! My own mother hasn't read my books because they are science fiction. I am glad you rejoined. I purge a few every month, but July I HAD to visit every single one and do some serious purging before the Ninja Army lynched me for so many non participating links.<br />And if you are now motivated, then that's what matters!Alex J. Cavanaughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09770065693345181702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-36932138774370796082012-08-09T17:14:24.488-04:002012-08-09T17:14:24.488-04:00Wait. Does he win sex or socks? Or sex in the so...Wait. Does he win sex or socks? Or sex in the socks? Wait. Now I'm confused as to what kind of contest this really is...Julihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097214923216967086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-77853672236204157332012-08-09T12:35:10.166-04:002012-08-09T12:35:10.166-04:00Hahahaha. My guess: Plush toy Monkey green.
Congr...Hahahaha. My guess: Plush toy Monkey green.<br /> Congratulations on getting back into the club, Dick.<br /><3Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-26479410182412712542012-08-09T09:54:15.600-04:002012-08-09T09:54:15.600-04:00ahhhh Pinky..... why didn't you raise me? wel...ahhhh Pinky..... why didn't you raise me? well, in actuality, I guess I must ask myself... why didn't I pick you to raise me. but, I made up for that mistake when we formed our friendship. THANK YOU, LOVE YOU, MISS YOU... (I just made myself cry).Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-33778976030842282622012-08-09T09:52:25.958-04:002012-08-09T09:52:25.958-04:00Katy,
you're cracking me up over here.... and...Katy, <br />you're cracking me up over here.... and at the same time, I'm swelling from your praise. Thank youGreen Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-77920485604327981222012-08-09T09:50:12.862-04:002012-08-09T09:50:12.862-04:00ahhhhhh.... like in the Wizard of OZ! good guess ...ahhhhhh.... like in the Wizard of OZ! good guess but ......sorry NO :( <br /><br />thanks for playing along. love the name "musicwithinyou"Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-82423837586042724892012-08-09T09:49:10.249-04:002012-08-09T09:49:10.249-04:00:)))))))))))
I miss your writing Grins. How the ...:))))))))))) <br /><br />I miss your writing Grins. How the hell are you! <br /><br />forest green. my sister had an MGB that was forest green with peanut interior. beautiful, beautiful car... lots of chrome. damn, I love chrome on a car....Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-52167521150889028002012-08-09T02:27:17.967-04:002012-08-09T02:27:17.967-04:00I seem to remember a drunken moment in a bar in Ne...I seem to remember a drunken moment in a bar in New Orleans, when I cried a little and told you how jealous I was of your talent.<br /><br />Sweetie, you have it. You can write. Not for fame, money, or glory. Not to be published or acknowledged, but because it is your gift. You have it to give away. It is a really good and beautiful thing. It continues to move me. I'm still a huge fan.Pinkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10416011911753157030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-6338396847875225752012-08-08T21:10:43.788-04:002012-08-08T21:10:43.788-04:00It's time that somebody blows the lid off that...It's time that somebody blows the lid off that group. They've had it too easy for too long.<br /><br />That being said, I don't do any of the things people are supposed to do to be a good blogger, either. In fact, half of the people who stop by my blog appear to be confused as to what it is. As one comment put it: "Is this a political blog or a fiction blog or a personal diary?" <br /><br />Your blog could potentially make the folks blogging about their babies and cats uncomfortable. This goes for your content as far back as I;ve seen it - certainly back before the recent catstir chronicle. Your stuff is unflinching and brave and that's not for everyone.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-85528919763882461312012-08-08T19:23:02.641-04:002012-08-08T19:23:02.641-04:00Can I join in the fun? My guess is Emerald GreenCan I join in the fun? My guess is Emerald Greenmusicwithinyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14024317988744024838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-67961365234568637612012-08-08T18:58:55.028-04:002012-08-08T18:58:55.028-04:00I've got enough hospital socks to take me to 2...I've got enough hospital socks to take me to 2020 and prefer to act out my insecurities (also I can't write on demand, can't write anything lately.) I find the grips make acting like Tom cruise in slide scenes difficult.<br /><br />I think dark forest green. The first formula I race car Hotwheel I had was forest green and it has been my favorite green color ever since, but I have never owned anything forest green that wasn't in the vegetable bin too long.<br /><br />It's hard for a guy to read about pasties Etc. but I'll do it for you...If I have to...I guess.grinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03916101406698502578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-18560425671321024592012-08-08T18:21:06.967-04:002012-08-08T18:21:06.967-04:00I'd say Irish green (obviously) but no socks t...I'd say Irish green (obviously) but no socks thank you! I still have my "preventing bloodclots tourniquet socks" that took two nurses to pull up towards my knees (over my obscenely large calves). Calves of Steel of course. Beats the hell outta Buns of Steel, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-14418675952799568912012-08-08T18:06:05.552-04:002012-08-08T18:06:05.552-04:00Love you too SaraRareKat!!!! (I probably love you...Love you too SaraRareKat!!!! (I probably love you more, but this is NOT a competition)Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-79857660521929796072012-08-08T18:05:29.373-04:002012-08-08T18:05:29.373-04:00yes, your a winner because you read my blog before...yes, your a winner because you read my blog before I had to threaten you by withholding sex.Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-48740553169562208252012-08-08T18:01:19.503-04:002012-08-08T18:01:19.503-04:00SHOES!!!!! I think YOU wearing THOSE socks with TH...SHOES!!!!! I think YOU wearing THOSE socks with THOSE fabulous red shoes of yours would be a crime. Therefore... no socks for you sir!Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-81362268237099074942012-08-08T17:48:35.864-04:002012-08-08T17:48:35.864-04:00Hey - I think they kicked you out because your wri...Hey - I think they kicked you out because your writing is so good that they can't believe you are insecure about it anymore. Therefore, they had to kick you out! Love ya - Rareakat : )Saranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-26465558429159589552012-08-08T15:00:12.127-04:002012-08-08T15:00:12.127-04:00Good one honey, I'm guessing Irish Eyes Green ...Good one honey, I'm guessing Irish Eyes Green or Shamrock Green! Did I win!markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04351269435135288993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-51737552920204951382012-08-08T14:25:20.334-04:002012-08-08T14:25:20.334-04:00I'm too insecure to write about insecurities.....I'm too insecure to write about insecurities...<br /><br />I have a pair of those socks around here somewhere...<br /><br />~shoes~Red Shoeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01919277206516592912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-39135881091303620692012-08-08T14:02:33.846-04:002012-08-08T14:02:33.846-04:00I'm much too insecure to enter this contest, t...I'm much too insecure to enter this contest, though the prize, I must say, is quite tempting.<br /><br />Glad you found that secret code.Myrna R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15088915165678737118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-35333241953444291502012-08-08T11:24:57.345-04:002012-08-08T11:24:57.345-04:00LIKE YOU??? you're my favorite monkey drawling...LIKE YOU??? you're my favorite monkey drawling, gnome lover, writer!Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-85217183148795083102012-08-08T11:23:48.315-04:002012-08-08T11:23:48.315-04:00I'm glad to be back Ben and I'm so happy t...I'm glad to be back Ben and I'm so happy to know you're reading me! you're such a great writer.... <br /><br />now, for the bad news.... <br /><br />sorry, you're right of course, navy green would be super cool, but .....you're wrong. no socks for ben. stomp your feet, scream, but whatever you do don't kick a gnome!Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-31288316921207797162012-08-08T11:22:22.004-04:002012-08-08T11:22:22.004-04:00ohhhh to bad, NOT LIME GREEN (but sooooo close). I...ohhhh to bad, NOT LIME GREEN (but sooooo close). If you did win, I would have hand delivered them~Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-28713043822386423392012-08-08T11:21:41.237-04:002012-08-08T11:21:41.237-04:00still feeling jealous about those aqua socks.still feeling jealous about those aqua socks.Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9132911385909998590.post-1904636302892432062012-08-08T11:21:20.649-04:002012-08-08T11:21:20.649-04:00you got aqua socks??? I'm so jealous!!! what d...you got aqua socks??? I'm so jealous!!! what do you suppose is more depressing.... grey or beige?Green Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18427381976705069464noreply@blogger.com