|.The Stress-Test consists of viewing a photo of 2 Dolphins...|
How did YOU do?
Not only did I fail, but to me, the dolphin on the right bares a striking resemblance to a llama!!! This is proof positive that I am suffering from the worst possible type of stress.
SELF IMPOSED STRESS
What could be worse? Knowing you alone created it and then worshiped and wallowed in it!
Instead of writing, I spent a solid week bitching, scheming, ranting and reeling over ..... ???
I can't admit this anywhere other than here but... I did NOT play nice in the sandbox.
I abuse capitalization, bold text, "..." "!!!" and "???"
I repeated words like "REALLY???"... over and over again !!!
I was confrontational, competitive and arrogant.
This mixed with a self diagnosed, obsessive compulsive personality disorder, is a recipe for disaster.
It got so bad that people stopped laughing at my jokes.
Eventually, it turned physical when my fury settled in my lower back.
I woke each morning feeling stiff, tired and beaten.
Desperate to regain my jovial self, on Friday I willingly took part in a Friend-tervention - a liquid laced, extra long weekend, focused on helping me get my wit back.
I knew I was headed in the right direction when I disguised the true identity of my super tall friend, Jay by introducing him as Boris - the non-english speaking Russian, and uber successful inventor of pajama jeans.
Before long, Friday rolled into football, and with that came the much anticipated Jets vs Patriots game.
I am a diehard New Orleans Saints fan. Whenever they play, I switch my Facebook profile picture to this...
But now that the Saints were out of the playoffs, I needed a new persona.
I decided to auction off my loyalty to anyone willing to give me a new uniform.
This was the clear winner...
Would you look at me!!! Look at how HOT I am!!!
Not only do I like the new and improved me, but the response has been so overwhelmingly positive that I may stay in photoshop land... FOREVER!!!
Initially I was worried that the top made my waist look too small or that my bottoms hugged me in all the right places, but the postings of praise allowed me to relax, have an extra slice of pizza, and enjoy my cyber high.
Some credit the Jets surprising victory over the Patriots to my wearing of the green.
And I've been told that, in preparation for next weeks game against the Pittsburg Steelers, I'm getting bigger BOOBS!!!
Hey.... my back feels so much better and I sure do hope I made you smile :)
photoshopped ME courtesy of my jazz lovin' buddy, Jim Quinn
Thanks for making ME smile time and time again!