Dear Blogging Community, Monkey Lovers, Freaks, Followers, Fellow Catstir Comrades,
Because you can't keep a good monkey down, I am launching a new business venture. I am selling Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kits at a remarkable price of only $24.95 (plus shipping and handling).
Now YOU can be a crazy cat lady too!
Don't make me do the math, you all know how much I despise math, but that is less than $4.15 per kitten. What a deal!
These kittens are guaranteed to have blue eyes for the first 8 weeks of their lives AND... they all have tails. Well, the little one in the back, the one crouched down, his tail is shorter than the rest but please don't hold that against him. He's got a great personality.
Did I make you smile? I hope so. You have each given me so much this past week - Joy, Hope, Love, Compassion and remarkably, not one of you gave me pity - the one thing I don't need (besides catstir).
I could not have gotten out of bed today if it were not for YOU.
YES, it took me a long time to get out of bed (4:20 pm) but I did it. AND, I took a shower and changed out of my PJ's.
True, the clothes I put on look a lot like PJ's but they are NOT. Sweat pants and baggy shirt is one small step above floppy, flannel jammies.
And... I'm sitting by the fire, in the living room, sipping wine, and laughing at myself.
Tomorrow is a big day. Tomorrow is my first trip to Sloan Kettering hospital. Tomorrow I get to hear someone talk about my catstir other than me.
I want to keep you all informed but I don't want to freak you out. Promise me you won't freak out. Stay calm, I'll be fine. I've got all of you by my side.