It's the first Wednesday of the month. And as a timid member of The Insecure Writer's Group, that means it's time to honor the flaws, fears, and pitfalls of being a Green Gummy Bear (aka insecure writer). As always, thanks to Alex J. Cavanaugh for rounding us up.
I must admit, I was pretty proud of myself after I completed The Mystery Behind Room 408 - my first short story in a very, very long. I even got the idea that since I can't figure out how to write a book, I would compile some of my favorite short stories and turn them into a book.
But then I got sidetracked when I started listening to the audio version of 50 Shades of Grey.
Do not misunderstand me, this is NOT, by any stretch of the imagination, a well written book. This New York Times Best Selling Novel is at best, Hustler without pictures, and yet, I can't stop listening to it.
In my defense, I started it as a way to help me sleep. I have a strange habit of waking up in the middle of the night. Somewhere between the hours of 2 and 4 AM, my mind turns on and all my thoughts intensify. Now, instead of focusing on my night sweats, I listen to a 21 year old woman squeal about her infatuation with a 27 year old superficial, super successful, super sexy, sadomasochistic asshole.
Without spoiling it for anyone thinking about reading it, you are teased for seven chapters before anything reaches the boiling point. And what happens in chapter eight, is so RIDICULOUS, that I've taken it upon myself to start an investigation of sorts. Yes, I realize this book is FICTION, but the concept of a virgin having her first orgasm during nipple stimulation is ludicrous!
Or is it?
Dear Sexually Active Readers,
Have any of you have ever had an orgasm due to nipple stimulations? I am not asking if nipple stimulation helped you reach an orgasm - that is a given. But can nipple stimulation alone swell you into climax?
I initially thought of this as a question for women only and then I thought, what the hell, maybe I should include men.
And...just for fun, is anyone under the impression that their nipple fondling has given someone an orgasm?
And, is anyone willing to admit that they've faked a nipple orgasm?
Extra credit given to anyone (man or woman) who tries to achieve an orgasm by nipple stimulation.
All participants will receive a green gummy bear to nibble on, fondle, and devour.
And if you need help with that nipple thing,
maybe, call this guy...
maybe, call this guy...
xOh, yes, Yes, YES, MonkeyME