Wednesday, May 2, 2012

50 Shades of Gummy Bears



It's the first Wednesday of the month. And as a timid member of The Insecure Writer's Group, that means it's time to honor the flaws, fears, and pitfalls of being a Green Gummy Bear (aka insecure writer). As always, thanks to Alex J. Cavanaugh for rounding us up.

I must admit, I was pretty proud of myself after I completed The Mystery Behind Room 408 - my first short story in a very, very long. I even got the idea that since I can't figure out how to write a book, I would compile some of my favorite short stories and turn them into a book.

But then I got sidetracked when I started listening to the audio version of 50 Shades of Grey.

Do not misunderstand me, this is NOT, by any stretch of the imagination, a well written book. This New York Times Best Selling Novel is at best, Hustler without pictures, and yet, I can't stop listening to it.

In my defense, I started it as a way to help me sleep. I have a strange habit of waking up in the middle of the night. Somewhere between the hours of 2 and 4 AM, my mind turns on and all my thoughts intensify. Now, instead of focusing on my night sweats, I listen to a 21 year old woman squeal about her infatuation with a 27 year old superficial, super successful, super sexy, sadomasochistic asshole.

Without spoiling it for anyone thinking about reading it, you are teased for seven chapters before anything reaches the boiling point.  And what happens in chapter eight, is so RIDICULOUS, that I've taken it upon myself to start an investigation of sorts. Yes, I realize this book is FICTION, but the concept of a virgin having her first orgasm during nipple stimulation is ludicrous!

Or is it? 


Dear Sexually Active Readers,

Have any of you have ever had an orgasm due to nipple stimulations? I am not asking if nipple stimulation helped you reach an orgasm - that is a given. But can nipple stimulation alone swell you into climax?

I initially thought of this as a question for women only and then I thought, what the hell, maybe I should include men.

And...just for fun, is anyone under the impression that their nipple fondling has given someone an orgasm?

And, is anyone willing to admit that they've faked a nipple orgasm?

Extra credit given to anyone (man or woman) who tries to achieve an orgasm by nipple stimulation.

All participants will receive a green gummy bear to nibble on, fondle, and devour. 


And if you need help with that nipple thing, 
maybe, call this guy...




xOh, yes, Yes, YES, MonkeyME

29 comments:

  1. OOOOOOOO.

    That's all Im sayin.

    MG

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  2. I think WE should put this on our To Do list!!! unless, we decide to go out.

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  3. Yes, it absolutely can :-)

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    1. I'm oh so happy for YOU but woe is nippless me :(((( :)

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  4. I don't think I want that fireman helping ME with nipple orgasm... LMBO!!!!

    Gummy Bears... I Love ALL flavors of gummi bears... isn't that how it is spelled on the German packages? "Gummi?'

    I hope all is going well with you!!!

    *huggles*

    ~shoes~

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    1. OH shoes! we need to rub our souls together! I'm a bit out of it but I'm working my way back. MISS all things RED, especially Shoes!

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  5. Glad to be of service to you my dear. I have an ex in my life that had sensitive nips. Now this is only one lady out of a whole bunch of ladies that I have been with that felt this way.

    She would ask me to bite them as hard as I could, which I never did but did try and please her. I bit hard and she would start screaming which would turn me on and well yes we both would reach orgasm. Good for her but not for me. This was just the first O. of many she would have in the next hour. For me it was work from then on ... all I felt like doing is napping.

    It was a (pleasant) struggle for me to be with such a highly sexual lady but she did teach me eventually to manhandle her breasts without getting too excited myself. Which I found to be a useful tool. Except I have never met anyone else remotely like her and now I am married. My wife will not let me touch hers...until the heat of orgasm ...for a minute.

    And thanks, I have never shared that story in writing. My sexy ex is still my friend today as our relation runs deep. A very intense woman that lost her son to suicide and is on a mission. And not the kind that would fake any of her feelings much less a titty orgasm.

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    1. Jaybird! you, my friend, should write erotica! your last line is KING! and I believe YOU and I reached out to your X. I want to know more.

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  6. Also read the trilogy... all three. And also couldn't put them down. *sigh*

    Also have achieved the nipple orgasm, and once... orgasm through just kissing. (she blushes) Of course, that was all when I was in my twenties still... now at 37, I'm clueless as to where my instant orgasms have gone. Perhaps they're lost somewhere with the waist I once had and the boobs that didn't touch my belly button. :)

    But, for you... in the name of science, I will try... to see if gummy bears are an aphrodisiac. :)

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    1. you know..... in all seriousness.... well, I've had a glass of wine, so.... regardless.... about this "youth" factor... do you think maybe the young ones think they had an orgasm because they didn't know what an orgasm was? so... you've done all three!!! initially, I thought .. no way, now I'm extra curious where we go from here....

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    2. You would think it would be just immaturity, but no. Those were as real as the ones I have today, they are just not as instantaneous. (And with the same man) Although I should offer up the disclaimer that the ones that take longer are far better for me. Sadly, I think I may be my own worst enemy though. The older I've gotten, the more things I have to distract me and therefore can not get in the mood/ stay in the mood as fast or long. *sigh*

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    3. oh my! (by the way, I believe you and your profile pictures screams, "my nipples made me do it"... I honestly started this thinking it was just poor writing but YOU are number three to come clean.

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    4. OH! And just so we're clear, it wasn't the fireman I dated that did it to me. :) And no, it wasn't just the nipples that made me do it, it was in fact, the entirety of the boobs. It is the curse of the triple D.

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  7. Oh baby, I want me one of those!!! As for the nipple thingie, I hear it stimulates labor, as in a pregnant woman giving birth. For me, the only thing it'll stimulate is the heel of my hand smack up under the administrators nose. Seriously, there are much better ways to go about it!! Just show me that fireman video again. That might do the trick!

    Can you believe 50 Shades started off as Twilight fan fiction? Oh boy!

    Anyway, thanks for dropping by today and following. Rightbackatcha!

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    1. I had no idea 50 shades started off as Twilight fan fiction (I don't even know what that means?)

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  8. I keep hearing about this book now. And no, I've never gotten an orgasm from nipple stimulation! I don't even see how that's possible.

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    1. I agree! I breastfed two kids maybe that killed my chances.

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  9. Shannon I so could run with this one...but I will only jog ;-)

    never have had an O from nip stim...or been with someone who has... but like some guys (just look at um and they get off) I am sure the same holds true for women. Maybe they have a fetish for areolæ stimulation.

    I am all for this being true, or not for that matter, from what I have found there are other ways to get to O that don't include nipples at all:-)

    Wander

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    1. the timing on this is bizarre... I find out nipples produce orgasms AFTER i have mine removed. Life is soooo unfair :(((((( ;)

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  10. I haven't read that book but I've been hearing a lot about it. Guess I won't read it.

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    1. Susan, I'm embarrassed to say I'm still reading/listening to it. It is sooo poorly written and the overuse of phrases like "oh baby" " his grey eyes" drives me crazy! Right now, she has the opportunity to just say no to "fisting"

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  11. I haven't even finished watching all the Gidget and Doris Day movies.

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    1. MUDGE!!!! hysterical. oh, life was so simple then. I miss Doris and Gidget and Mr. Ed, and those cute blonde kids with mr. french...

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    1. me too! the kitty in the berret cracked me up!

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  13. I think I may have to read that book, since it's good for insomnia and all. No O for nipple stimulation. Interesting idea.

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  14. MOnkey, just downloaded the trilogy and even though it's all the rage, reading that you don't like the writing is keeping me away. However I am going to read them anyway, might be good for MY insomnia. Thinking of you lots, keeping you in my prayers and Slice too-and feeling so proud to be your friend. Your honesty, bravery and hard-won clarity are inspiring me. The best areola tatt so far in my opinion is that lotus one. <3 DB xoxox

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