I had a wonderful time in New Orleans but there were several things about home that I missed - my bed, the sound of our waterfall, my grandson, our cat, writing.
I love the whimsical journey my mind takes me on when I write. Love reading other bloggers. You all feel so real to me. Some of you I know better than family. Some of you make me cry, others make me laugh. All of you command my respect.
Before I can start writing I have to unpack, do laundry, and get organized. And most important, I have to clear out the useless clutter in my mind. First on my list was the pizza box stain.
I loved your responses. Guess I'm part of the creative norm - I too saw poodle playing the trumpet. I've also been asking friends, family members and strangers. My grandson Jackson (a pizza freak), could not get beyond the lack of pizza. He wanted to know what kind of pizza it was, if it was any good, if we ate the crust, and if we could order pizza when he comes over on Thursday. When I pushed him for an answer he said, "pizza, I see lots of pizza...different sizes of pizza...and pepperoni...some of the pepperoni is falling off the pizza."
My husbands response was predictable. He saw the Ferrari logo.
My 87 year old father, who isn't sure who I am, said,"it's a sheep jumping."
Then added, very matter of fact, "and he pissed all over the box."
MORE QUESTIONS ROLLING AROUND IN MY HEAD
Not too long ago, I asked men if they'd rather be tall and bald, or short with a full head of hair. Every single one of them answered tall and bald. Who knew men were so predictable? Certainly not me.
Well, I have another question. This came up after watching a late night infomercial.
MEN: If there was a pill that would increase your penis size, with guaranteed results, would you take it?
It's expensive - $159.99 for a one month supply.
The side effects are unknown.
Once you stop taking it, you go back to your normal size.
I'm guessing most would take the BIG PENIS pill.
How important is the penis to the male ego?
And is there such a thing as too big?
I'm so glad I don't have a penis. Sure, it must be fun to pee standing up, but I would never want to be judged by an appendage.
I know what you're thinking, women are judged by our breasts. But breasts are different. Not every woman wants large breasts.
If there was a pill that would increase my breast size I would NOT take it. Even if it were free.
HOWEVER, I would take a pill if it would make my hair thicker and more luxurious. Not sure what that says about me - vain, insecure, predictable?
What about you...
What is your fantasy pill?
For only $159.99 per month you can grow, lose, have, become...
Guaranteed to fulfill your wildest dreams
Only 1 order per household
Call while supplies last
(now I'm wondering how much spam this post will generate)